A&J

Sounds

Dry The Seat

Thursday 6 January 2005

Darrell Jones kindly sent me this MP3 file of Ad's parody. This was shown as part of the New Year's Eve show 2004: The Stupid Version.

Dry The Seat.mp3

Oh yes yes oh yeah.

Please Please Hold The Line

Wednesday 24 November 2004

As sung by 1471 in the fourth series, a song about call-waiting. And about playground fads. This was another Smudge studios production. I'd forgotten how funny the lyrics are.

Please Please Hold The Line.mp3

Tetris song

Saturday 13 November 2004

Adam singing to the Tetris (Gameboy version) end-game music.

Tetris.mp3

I think my favourite Gameboy game was Gargoyle's Quest. My cooler friend Stuart was the only person I ever knew who had that game.

Roscoe

Sunday 17 October 2004

My name is Roscoe.

Roscoe.mp3

What Do You Do?

Sunday 17 October 2004

Another song from the series.

What Do You Do_.mp3

Space

Saturday 9 October 2004

Another early-ish Adam & Joe song, this one about "space". I am guessing this one was another great Zac composition.

space.mp3

Ken's Kall

Saturday 9 October 2004

Ken Korda kalls Hollywood bigwig David Geffen and somehow fails to secure an appointment. Extremely funny.

kens_kall.mp3

david_diss

Wednesday 6 October 2004

Short clip from A&J's Xfm radio show where they over-react to some well-intentioned criticism from a sympathetic listener.

david_diss.mp3

Special thanks to Benjamin de Campos for grabbing this clip.

The Footie Song

Monday 6 September 2004

The Footie Song turned up in the second series of the show. It is on the A&J DVD, and at one point you could buy it in the singles section of any decent record shop. It also appeared on a couple of football-song compilations.

the_footie_song.mp3

Scalliwag's Warning

Saturday 28 August 2004

Scalliwag rapping about burping ("hearing him burp is like hearing Robbie Williams sing") to the drums of a fantastic Talking Heads track called Warning Sign.

scalliwagswarning.mp3

Strange to think that album is more than twenty-five years old...

long_theme

Monday 23 August 2004

This is an extended version of the A&J theme tune, by Martin Phipps.

Fairly confident that this is the same Martin Phipps' production credit list. I hope it is, he kindly made a CD for me with various bits of his work ages ago.

long_theme.mp3

shittercrappier

Monday 23 August 2004

Anyone who has owned a Macintosh at some point in the past ten years will have recognized the voice on Radiohead's Fitter, Happier song from OK Computer.

shittercrappier.mp3

I just wish Apple had done a voice like the early synthesizers that Kraftwerk used on Radio-activity. Those voices were much more menacing.

urbanchaos02

Tuesday 17 August 2004

Adam and Joe recorded this very briefly after taking over my flat for an afternoon's filming.

urbanchaos02.mp3

imperialfamily

Thursday 12 August 2004

This is the song you hear on the Star Wars toy movie of The Imperial Family (like the Royle Family, you know?). Fran Healy is singing and playing the guitar (he is the lead singer in a band called Travis).

imperialfamily.mp3

anjpromo

Thursday 12 August 2004

This was made for radio to promote the second or third series.

Good-ish chance it's in some weird bitrate MP3 or something. anjpromo.mp3